Tricks and fun

 

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I’ve bought these before for the grandkids, and they love them. Him Indoors decided he wanted one so…
Off he went to the local pub and left it on the counter.
Enter barlady:
” Oh no, XX I can’t do that to you”
“what? what can’t you do?”
” its this pen…but, no..”
So she duly picked it up, flicked top and “Ouch! Ouch, Ouch, Ouch..”
Enter customer no 1: XX pushes pen towards him, he picks it up and “ouch! ” and they all snigger,
Customer two: “here look at this pen XX ” “what about it” as he picks it up and “ouch”. Then his wife comes in and he passes it to her. “what?” she says “nothings happening…Arghh, ow, ” cue lots more laughing.
then Landlady enters “oh, one of those joke pens.” She tells them how her daughter caught her out with the joke chewing gum ( I’ve not tried that!)
and absently picks it up and flicks it ” argghh, ow!”
Lots of fun for a small cost. Laughter is good for you.
I did think about giving one to granddaughter who’s always in trouble with a couple of teachers for stupid things, so she could get them but second thoughts – it wouldn’t help even if it did make her feel good.

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Bought these for Him Indoors who loves a joke…he put one on the screen of a car in local pub belonging to one of the staff. she usually likes a joke but this worked a bit too well…she was quite angry until she finally took a closer look and realised it was just a joke, and she’d got “driving a dirty vehicle” – it’d been a running joke. You do have to make sure to choose carefully and only to people who like a joke. I’m tempted to pass a couple on to friend who’s married to a traffic warden, but given the abuse the poor man gets from giving legit tickets its probably not a good idea! .

About jeanniezelos

I'm an avid reader, love my kindle and I have my head in a novel for hours daily : ) Mum used to say I'd read toilet paper if it was printed- it wasn't, so i had to contend myself with the back and sides of the cereal packets. I've always Needed to read and we had few books when i was a child hence my penchant for reading anything including adverts then... I review mainly contemporary, erotic and paranormal romance books though dystopian and urban fantasy also appeal. I'm currently rated around the 300 mark on amazon.co.uk for my reviews. I try to keep them structured and to say what I do and don't like about a book so other readers can use my review as a guide to whether they may enjoy the book.

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